Every night at dinner, no matter what we are having, Landon calls the "meat" portion chicken. So, it could be pork, beef, fish and he will call it chicken. So, out of nowhere today, he comes upstairs and asks me "What are we, meat or ham?" I was completly caught off guard and had no idea what he was talking about. When I asked him what in the world he was talking about he said "You know, if you ate a person would they be meat, or ham?" That's when I nearly fell on the floor laughing! I told him we don't eat people so we didn't fit either of those categories. So he says "Then we must be chicken!"
I still can't explain it without laughing!